HELLO My Name Is…

I’ll go first. Guys, it’s been too long. I know. And it’s totally my fault. It’s already August. Office goodies are on sale again (met with much rejoicing). Pumpkin beer is in the grocery store (not Pumking though, they’re too classy). Days are getting shorter. I don’t know how this happened. I’m torn between singing “lalalala I can’t…

My Willpower Looks Like Schwarzenegger

I’ve made it half way into my June “three poisons” cleanse. I’m proud to report I have not had one bit of alcohol, sugar, or caffeine in fifteen days. I’m also not so proud to report what I would do for a cookie, coffee, and a glass of wine.  Or a beer. I’m not picky. I’ve…