Party-Trick Asanas

I’ve been working on the party-trick asanas lately. Sexy asanas that make you sound drunk by saying them like Vrschikasana (scorpion), Astavakrasana (eight angle), and Titibhasana (firefly). Go home yoga, you’re drunk. It’s been fun. I clear out wall space, grab my props, pad a huge landing zone, and then it’s me and gravity until…